In response to the American Petroleum Institute's "Energy Tomorrow" advertisements, which push the familiar threats of lost jobs and a dead economy if the government ups accountability measures on Big Oil, NRDC has released their own advertisement in response.
"How are we supposed to pollute the air and water if we're being watched all the time?" complains one mock oil baron.
API has clearly dumped a lot of money into creating and distributing these ads--they've spent millions in the past--and Energy Tomorrow is but one of API's efforts to influence public opinion. The Institute is also heavily invested in public education, creating energy curricula for teachers that lean heavily on the importance of their own industry, and even sponsoring the Boy Scouts Energy Merit badge!
Why spend so much money on such indoctrination? According to a leaked API memo:
"Informing teachers/students about uncertainties in climate science will begin to erect barriers against further efforts to impose Kyoto-like measures in the future."
Hey Jack Gerard: you're a lobbyist, not a teacher, and certainly not a scientist. If you really want to be either, Halloween is next month, and you can probably afford a fancy costume.